A film by Josh Sinbad Collins
Completed 2017
The extraordinary adventures of gay avenger Beau and his quest for the legendary Golden Cock
Meet The Characters
SIR BEAUREGARD: known as Beau to his chums our gorgeous affable hero is loyal & tough yet somehow always ends up bound, beaten and captured
CHRIS ASIMOS
KITTEN: Loveable madame of a GILF bordello, and mother of Beau. Her lust for jewels drives her devoted son on his quest for the Golden Cock
KITTEN NATIVIDAD RIP
REGINALD LUMPTON III aka LUMP: Always immaculately dressed & reliable as a rock, that is until his urges lead him astray yet again
MATT JONES
SALOME: A femme fatale with something extra! An ace hand to hand fighter, proficient in most martial & sexual arts
SASHA CUHAR
THE CHIEF: Angry, dispicable & violently homophobic and yet weirdly endearing head of Dullsville police force
PUGSLEY BUZZARD
SQUIRREL aka SQUIRT: Son of the corrupt Chief of police, Squirt leads a gang of homophobic thugs, all the while hiding his true feelings
OLIVER BELL
BILLIE JEAN: Mean, back stabbing, boot licking lover of Wanda & member of vicious girl gang The Chompers
JUSTINE JONES
WANDA THE GIANTESS: Leader of The Chompers this ‘Anal Nitrate’ fuelled ogress lusts for power and seats herself as ruler of Freaky Town
AIMEE NICHOLS
The dazzling AZTEC HIGH PRIEST is the leader of the secret She-Male worshipping cult who are driven by a primaeval sexual obsession
ELVEZ aka ROBERT LOPEZ
HIJRA: The depressed, foul mouthed eunuch assassin who longs for the return of his most precious talisman the Golden Cock
KING KHAN
On their extraordinary adventure…
When Beau and his Herculean sidekick Lump set off to avenge a spree of violent attacks on his fellow gays, he is waylaid on a vital mission for his beloved Mama (Kitten Natividad) when her GILF bordello is robbed by Wanda, the giantess leader of a grotesque burlesque show.
With the help of a lethal cross dressing Persian princess Salome and a Bollywood eunuch assassin (King Khan), this unlikely team of avengers set off to retrieve the lost booty in a full-throttle, rock n roll feast of camp destruction and dangerous dance numbers. Will they be able to recover Mama’s beloved jewels and the magical golden cock?
Fags In The Fast Lane is a depraved mash up that’ll have you laughing and gagging from the first frame to the very last. Brimming with old school special effects and mind boggling visual illusions the deranged smorgasbord will leave you begging for more.
Terifically tawdry, gloriously distasteful! SCREEN SPACE
Watch the trailer & stream or download or buy the DVD
Terrifically tawdry, gloriously distastful SCREEN SPACE
Fans of Grindhouse will be thrilled STAR OBSERVER
Pixel pefect genre hopping MYSTERIA MAXIMA MAGAZINE
The trashy Queersploitation movie the world needs right now! DANGEROUS MINDS
Lurid and Amazing---Watch it! IS CULT FILM CRITICS
Andy Warhol, John Waters, Russ Meyer and a dash of Frank Henenlotter CINEMA CRAZED
This outrageous schlock is required viewing SPOILER FREE MOVIES
Special Collectors Edition DVD contains:
Reversible sleeve
Audio commentary with auteur Josh “Sinbad” Collins, DOP/Special Effects Stuart Simpson and writer Stephen G. Michael
The King Khan and BBQ Show Music Video “Illuminations”
Trailers and teasers
The Cartoons of Lluis Fuzzhound the artist behind the retro title sequence.
World Premiere Featurette
Fold-out insert Poster, with illustrations by brilliant Brazilian artist, Juarez Ricci.
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